Saturday, June 25, 2011

NEW BOYFRIENDS!!! - Funny Stuff

 

I am currently seeing 5 gentlemen (give or take) every day!. 





As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed.
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Then I go to see John.
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Then Charlie Horse comes along,
& when he's here, he takes up a lot of my time & attention.


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When he leaves, Arthur Ritis shows up & stays the rest of the day.
He doesn't like to stay in one place very long so he takes me from joint to joint.


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After such a busy day, I'm really tired & very glad to go to bed with Ben Gay.

What a life!
Oh, yes, I'm also flirting with Al Zymer;
or whatever his name is. I forget!
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and I'm thinking of calling JACK DANIELS, JIM BEAM, JOSE QUERVO or JOHNNY WALKER to come over and keep me company.

Now remember: Life is like a roll of toilet paper.....the closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
So have fun, think 'good thoughts' only, learn to laugh at yourself, and 'count your blessings.

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